at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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