Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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