I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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