This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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