your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
When did angry sex become our thing?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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