let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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