there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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