my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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