sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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