She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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