Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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