apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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