you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Houston, we have a blender
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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