i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
