just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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