it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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