haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just threw up on my dentist
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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