Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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