chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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