We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
