Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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