How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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