My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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