I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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