if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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