Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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