I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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