I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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