You don't have asthma, your pregnant
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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