Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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