spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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