i permit you to call me
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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