The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution