There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Randomize
