So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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