They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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