i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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