So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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