laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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