i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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