I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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