hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
