theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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