Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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