He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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