Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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