i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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