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Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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