its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
The adults are the big ones right?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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