And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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