So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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