I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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