I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Randomize
