Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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