is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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