Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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