Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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