I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My room smells like vodka and shame
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
